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28/08/2020
Troye Sivan- In A Dream EP review
31/07/2020
Top of the Pops 25 July 1985
Reviewed
by Chris Arnsby. Dixie Peach: “We've got a fabulous show. We've got
people on like Trans X, Feargal Sharkey, and Madonna. But we're gonna kick off
right now with something to get you into that holiday mood. Here is Arrow with
Long Time.”
[36] Arrow: Long Time. The start of tonight's episode of Top of the
Pops has been slashed by the BBC4 Psycho-style editor. There are a
couple of clues; Gary Davies is rendered oddly mute throughout Dixie Peach's
introduction (although I'm fine with an overall reduction in the Davies word
count); Dixie Peach's speech fades in abruptly after the audience cheer; and
here's the real smoking gun, the font's all wrong on the hosts caption. It's
not properly bolded and the drop-shadow isn't strong enough. It's obviously
Bring Your Child to Work Day in the BBC4 Caption Faking Department.
26/07/2020
Top of the Pops 18 July 1985
Reviewed
by Chris Arnsby. Peter
Powell: “Hello, welcome to Top of the Pops! Good evening to you!” Mike Smith:
“Let's not hang about. Forty minutes of the latest chart tunes. We start off at
number thirteen with Simply Red and Money's Too Tight, and Mick is going to
sing live. Aren't you Mick?
[13] Simply Red: Money's Too Tight (To Mention). This episode of Top
of the Pops comes from Smaug's horde at https://mega.nz/folder/h0snQACa#uiNNqosfbdrfzODHsE1clw Excitingly, it's an off-air recording
which means the recording starts with a nostalgic blast. A glimpse of the (then
brand-new) BBC1 computer generated globe. Even more exciting, this is a
40 minute edition of Top of the Pops . We haven't had one of those for a while. (Not since
03/01/1985 according to BBC Genome). Let's hope they use those extra 10 minutes
wisely. What celestial conjunction has caused this change to the schedule? The Little and
Large Show has come to an
end. Don't worry, it's not permanent. They'll be back next year. And the year
after that. And after that. And again for a couple more years. Meanwhile, once Eastenders
finishes at 7.30pm, Top of the Pops
and Tomorrow's World luxuriate and spread themselves out across
the evening.First up is a 40 minute Tomorrow's World.
It's the 1985 Prince of Wales Award for Industrial Innovation and
Production, from Highgrove House in Gloucestershire. Then comes Top of the
Pops, and then... Points Of View ? What? But that's a Wednesday night programme. What celestial
conjunction, etc, has untimely ripped Points Of View from its usual slot. A Party Political Broadcast by the
Labour Party. Oh no. 23/07/2020
Review round up- Q magazine, TikTok, The Durrells Series 1
20/07/2020
Top of the Pops 11 July 1985
[18] The Conway Brothers: Turn It Up. Top of the Pops used Turn It Up as the backing track for the host introductions on the 27/06/1985 edition. The mix of disco pew-pew effects and frantic Rawk guitar was irritating, until the introduction to Ben (a charity single raising money for seriously ill children) at which point it veered into inappropriate but that was an out of context clip. The high concept of the song appears to be a parade of people (neighbour knocking on door, old lady, etc) who you'd normally associate with asking for a record to turned down, instead (and this is the clever bit) asking for the music to be turned up. Except the stream of inspiration ran dry after neighbour and old lady, and that's your lot. Let's repeat the chorus until the end of the single.
17/07/2020
Ad Break#20 Magnum, SEAT and, erm, the UK
Last year on this blog we looked at the new Ruby chocolate and now it has made its biggest foray into the confectionary world with the new Magnum Ruby ice cream. The advert certainly portrays it as a luxury item so much so that it has its own shop which serves one customer at a time. This is not social distancing however, this ad was made before the lockdown, and is simply to illustrate just how exclusive a taste this ice cream is. The ad shows a young woman – played by South African model and actress Chloé Hirschman - drawn into an ornately appointed shop that looks like a cross between a casino and a bank. Greeted by a smartly dressed doorman she is shown the creation process which seems to involve a lot of models looking at the ice cream inside glass containers or handling chunks of ruby chocolate with tweezers as if they are valuable fossils. This is probably not how it’s actually made.
15/07/2020
Lockdowned
02/07/2020
Top of the Pops 20 & 27 June 1985
[15]
Fine Young Cannibals: Johnny Come Home. I remember the Fine Young Cannibals first time
round but I don't recall them making much of an impression on me. This was
clearly a mistake judging by this barnstorming performance of a very good song.
I think Janice Long sums it up best when she shapes her words carefully like
clay in the hands of a master potter and reveals “I think Roland Gift's voice
is just...like...brilliant.” Despite
all this praise, there is no way to describe whatever the hell it is the
bass-player thinks he's doing. And he looks stupid doing it. Fred
Wright is still on Lighting duties this week but Michael Hurll has had a word.
The purple studio lighting has been dialled back from last week's visual cortex
burning levels to a less strident shade of magenta. Week two
of the new main set, for those keeping track, and someone has found the button
that makes the neon tubes flash on and off. There's also a new addition, a row
of round white lights that flash on and off to no obvious pattern. If you
translate the flashes into Morse code they spell out “help I'm being held
prisoner in the BBC lighting department,” but that's probably a coincidence.



