Words:
Chris Arnsby
Simon
Mayo: “Hello. Good evening. Tonight is club night. Welcome to the nicest
nightclub in the nation with no dress sense required [glances at the woman to
his right]… as you can probably tell. We’re going to start with the most
incredible opening to Top of the Pops ever, ever seen. I mean it. Try this at
number three. This is KLF. Take it lads.”
[3]
THE KLF: LAST TRAIN TO TRANCENTRAL. The Main Stage is full. I count 11 people, 10 of them dressed in
white, diaphanous, robes and Ricardo da Force wearing black. Oh and Bill
Drummond and Jimmy Cauty (or should that be King Boy D and Rockman Rock?) both
have a single enormous tusk strapped to their head.