…and how we can get more than nul points.
It
goes like this every year. Beforehand our latest entry for the Eurovision Song
Contest “stands a real chance this time”, we’re `taking the contest seriously`
and this is our best entry in years. On the day though the song is, well, not
quite right and we score close to no points or as we did this year no points at
all. Then comes the ritual of saying the song was actually no good at all and
we should take the contest more seriously or perhaps we should quit altogether.
Brexit 2? Well I reckon that would be a hasty decision just to save however much per year we contribute towards the staging
of the contest a deal that at least allows us to avoid the humiliation of being
knocked out before the Final as our recent entries surely would have otherwise been.
No, I reckon we should sit it out, not take the contest seriously and we could
just do a lot better. How, you ask?