Reviewed by Chris Arnsby. Richard Skinner:
"Welcome along to Top of the Pops, and it's truly action-packed to
capacity." Gary Davies: "If you want to know how to fit in 21 songs
in 40 minutes just stick around. We've got hit after hit after hit."
Richard Skinner: "Starting with this one. This is King and Love And
Pride."
[2]
King: Love And Pride: 21 songs in 40 minutes sounds like a disaster in the making. That's
*counts on toes* 1 minute 54 seconds per song. Love And Pride runs 3 minutes
and 20 seconds so if they play that in full it leaves only 1 minute 49 seconds
for each of the remaining 20 songs.
I
should stop whining about the new format. The Top 40 Breakers and Top Ten
Countdown are obviously not going anywhere. What lingers is the memory of the
terrible first week when the Top Ten Countdown so imbalanced the programme that
it took up 85% of the running time. (All figures have been verified by the
department of hard sums at Heidelberg University.)
To
Michael Hurll's credit, the new format has been tightened up considerably.
Tonight's edition features four studio performances and three full videos,
which is comparable to the good old days of 1984. However, tonight's edition
also runs for 40 minutes. In a couple of weeks the programme will be crammed into
a 30 minute slot as part of Michael Grades' relaunch of BBC1. Is it going to
start feeling rushed?
King
get a very positive response from the studio audience. 1985 is clearly going to
be a good year for them, and a quick search of BBC Genome shows that Paul King
will be cropping up across assorted BBC programmes; most notably King at
Hammersmith Odeon on BBC2 on 9th July.
[11]
Bryan Adams: Run To You. On video. Gary Davies introduces Bryan Adams and allows us to admire
his knitted Radio 1 Medallion Man jumper. I've finally realised why I find Gary
Davies' presenting style a bit unnerving -he doesn't blink during his links
which makes him look glassy-eyed.
[12]
Phil Collins: Sussudio. The song that made millions of people ask, what is a sussudio?
Phil
Collins has brought his backing band into the studio. The hilariously named Hot
Tub Club. There seems to be about 26 of them. Their big advantage is that they
allow lots of shots that don't feature Phil Collins. The cover of the single is
a big close-up of Phil Collins' head, as if he's auditioning for the Holly role
in Red Dwarf.
[13]
Kirsty MacColl: A New England. On video, in the snow.
Top 40 Breakers: [32] Killing Joke, Love Like Blood; [34] Chicago,
You’re The Inspiration; [39] George Benson, 20/20; Dead Or Alive, You Spin Me
Round (Like A Record).
[18] Howard Jones: Things Can Only Get Better. Gary Davies'
introduction is upstaged by a wally who leans in from stage right but seeing
nothing of interest leans out again. Howard Jones, like Phil Collins, has decided
there's safety in numbers. He has also brought along his 26 piece backing band;
but they are a different huge group of people to Phil Collins' huge group of
people. Great chunks of recording time must have been eaten up just ushering
everyone in and out of the studio. This is a different Things Can Only Get
Better to the one you're thinking of.
[16] Billy Ocean: Lover Boy. On video. "Complete with some
fun monsters," is how it's described by Richard Skinner but that doesn't
get anywhere close to describing the baffling spectacle.
A lizard-faced alien rides a horse down a beach. It enters a cave,
inside which is a bar filled with assorted teledroids, mutotrons, astronoids,
and space-sailors. The lizard-faced
alien gazes lasciviously at a purple-haired female who looks like she's
wandered in from the set of The Dark Crystal. Lizard-face laser bolts Dark
Crystal lady's date and drags her off. Meanwhile Billy Ocean is trapped in
a video effect, forced to sing and dance for the amusement of the bar's patrons.
The relationship of the song to the video: zero. Naturally.
[10] The Art Of Noise: Close (To The Edit). "The top
ten best selling singles and here they are on video." Well except for one,
Gary.
[9] Strawberry Switchblade: Since Yesterday. Richard Skinner
does a lot of yakking over the top of the Strawberry Switchblade clip which
slightly defeats the purpose of using clips to feature more songs.
[8] Tears For Fears: Shout. Slipping down the chart.
[7] Russ Abbot: Atmosphere. Incorrectly captioned as Russ
Abbott. I've only just noticed this is shot on film and not video. I wonder if
the "video" was made by the production team for Russ Abbot's Madhouse. The use of
film for the promo would make sense if it was made by a TV production crew who
always associated going on location with film rather than video.
[6] Bruce Springsteen: Dancing In The Dark. "America's
answer to Russ Abbot," according to Richard Skinner, who has
clearly been taking lessons from John Peel.
[5] Prince: 1999. The theme song for Space:1999.
[4] Ashford & Simpson: Solid. "Plus Paul
Rutherford from Frankie Goes To Hollywood." Apparently.
[3] Foreigner. I Want To Know What Love Is. Finally
slipping down from number 1.
[2] King: Love & Pride. Again.
[1] Elaine Paige & Barbara Dickson: I Know Him So Well. One of those
performances where the camera angles seem carefully chosen to avoid showing the
audience. It always makes me imagine the crowd are getting restive and flicking
V's at the performers. The few crowd shots show actually show everyone is
dutifully swaying along, and Elaine Paige & Barbara Dickson get a proper
round of applause at the end.
Elaine & Babs - "I'm over here..." |
[23] Pat Benetar: We Belong. The show closes with a quick
interview with New York DJ Gary Byrd who has been standing in for Steve Wright.
He was a regular presenter on Radio 1 between 1984 and 1986 and normally
hosted shows recorded in New York, including Gary Byrd's Sweet Inspirations and
The American Chart Show. Presumably Steve Wright was on holiday, and Radio
1 decided to fly Gary Byrd over to take over the afternoon show for a
couple of weeks.
Performance of the week: King: Love And Pride
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