Words: Chris Arnsby
Bruno
Brookes: “Yup, absolutely. Bros and Sonia and a brand new number one coming
later. First of all a climber of ten places to number thirty here are the FPI
Project going Back To Their Roots.”
There's
not much else Stanley Appel can do. The F.P.I. PROJECT* are two dancing ladies
and three oiks pretending to play keyboards**. Surely those ladies will start
singing soon, I thought. But they don't. If Stanley Appel wants a bit of visual
excitement during this performance then he has no option except to allow for
the pressing of the FORBIDDEN BUTTONS by Dave Jervis (Video Effects) and Carol
Abbott (Vision Mixer). It works. The assorted picture spins and freeze frames
add life to what is otherwise a bit of a dull tune. Then some diabolical fiend
starts leading the studio audience in massed “woo, yeahs!” And I tune out.
This
is when I notice the main stage has been set up wrong again. The two wings of
the stage have been placed about a metre back to allow the central column to
stand by itself. This first happened on the 30/11/1989 edition but it went back
to normal the following week. I am confused. Checking back I realise it was
also set up “wrong” last week for Wet Wet Wet's performance. And I have to
confess I didn't notice because my finger fell on the Fast Forward button when
Nicky Campbell introduced Broke Away. Maybe I should introduce a Fast Forward
of the Week category as well.
Anyway.
Time to make amends. What seems to have happened is that Stanley Appel directed
the main stage be set up with this new arrangement for the 30/11/1989 show.
Brian Whitehouse then didn't get the memo in time for the 07/12/1989 edition.
And when Stanley Appel returned,14/12/1989, he made sure it was installed
correctly.
*POP
LIE: F.P.I. stands for Federal Pureau of Investigation.
**
The middle one of the oiks is actually pretending to mix records but clarifying
that made the sentence too cumbersome.
[31]
DURAN DURAN: burning the ground. Promo VT. Duran Duran create a megamix of their own to try for a
lick of that Jive Bunny pile of gold.
CHARTS
FROM 40 TO 31.
[32]
SONIA: listen to your heart. Oh god, no. Must resist urge to fast forward because Sonia is
standing on a new stage. Mute.
The
new stage is an odd, formless construction. There's usually some sort of design
aesthetic even if it's just “More! Neon!” but I can't work out the theme for
this set. Stage right at the top, a square duct-like object pokes forwards and
reaching up to it is a flimsy-looking scaffold triangle, that looks like
someone's forgotten to move a stepladder. Next, moving stage right to left, is
a curved piece of clear perspex designed to look like a tube and that has a
sort of fingerprint design projected on to it. The back of the stage is flat
perspex, shaped to look like a curtain decorated with a paint-by-numbers-style
design. Next, hanging from the ceiling, is a ripple-shaped piece of matt
perspex with light projected to it. Finally, the closest thing this stage has
to a defined edge is a vertical framework piece which reaches up and connects
to the underside of the ripple-shape.
I
don't get this stage. It's just there. As if the designer riffled through the
set store and found half a dozen things and stacked them together until the bar
opened. The one thing I do like, is the way the lights reflect off the
ripple-shape, it makes it look like it is moving up and down.
This
new set, which I am tempted to christen The Unfinished stage, replaces the
Infinity stage -the one Rob and Raz and Leila K used last week. Did it get
damaged in storage? What are the rules for building a new set? Is Stanley
Appel, in his role as Producer and Director, just allowed to spend money on a
new stage and throw the old one away? Does Paul Ciani get a say? Was he
consulted? Obviously, I have no answers.
[25]
DE LA SOUL: the magic number. Promo VT.
CHARTS
FROM 30 TO 11
[26]
SILVER BULLET: 20 seconds to comply. Promo VT.
BREAKERS:
[40]
BON JOVI: living in sin
[39]
BEAUTIFUL SOUTH: i'll sail this ship alone
[36]
49ERS: touch me
[34]
ALL ABOUT EVE: december
[12]
BROS: sister. Look at the lighting. Alan Jeffery colours the studio blue with
red highlights to give the space depth and fill in edges and lines. There's
also a white moving spotlight which sends in shafts of light from above and
when the camera in is the correct position it gives almost an underwater
effect.
TOP
10
[1]
BAND AID: do they know it's christmas? Promo VT. I'm writing this not long after the
fuss over the 2024 mix which entirely omits this version. I'm not surprised.
It's anaemic. To misquote the Pet Shop Boys, poverty and starvation to a disco
beat.
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