12/12/2025

Top of the Pops 13 December 1990

 Words: Chris Arnsby

Simon Mayo: “Hello. Welcome to the Pops. If you're sitting at home wondering as to what the Christmas Number One might be, well study the form over the next half hour. We have for you performing tonight Chris Isaak, we have Black Box, and we also have INXS appearing later. First of all, at thirty four, with his thirty fourth hit, Shaky is back.”

 [34] SHAKIN' STEVENS: The Best Christmas Of Them All. I'm not going to let a statistic like that go unchallenged. How are we defining a hit? Let's say, it's a single that gets into the Top 40. Well, starting from Shaky's first Top 40 single, Hot Dog (1980), I make the total twenty nine. The short answer is, I can't really make the numbers work without going all the way out to singles which entered the Top 75. Still, thirty four Top 75 singles is an impressive number. The Beatles only have thirty two Top 75 hits. Conclusive proof that Shaky> The Beatles. Where's his Anthology series?



10/12/2025

Jingle Bell Heist (2025)

 Its time for Mooshy Fox...

One of a raft festive films that pop up on streaming platforms each year, Jingle Bell Heist is better than most offering something slightly different from the Crimbo romcom. The title may suggest some kind of elaborate seasonal operation yet the reality is a small film with just enough warmth and surprises to keep you interested. Plus it’s a film whose second half is better than it’s first.



07/12/2025

Violent Night (2022)

Tis the season to be bloody...

A knowing cross between Home Alone and Die Hard, this movie manages to have its Christmas cake and eat it. As the title suggests it is as violent as possible yet it also manages to sneak in a soupcon of seasonal magic at the same time. Played by David Harbour, this Santa drinks too much, is bitterly resentful at the way Xmas has turned yet still lights up when he sees a child’s delight opening presents. In relation to the recent online debate as to whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie, I can state that Violent Night (a title that made me laugh when I first heard it) most definitely is a Christmas movie only maybe for people who don’t enjoy the season as much.

 




05/12/2025

Top of the Pops 6 December 1990

 Words: Chris Arnsby

Mark Goodier: “Good evening if you're watching on BBC1 or if you're listening on Radio 1 in FM stereo. It's the weekly hit countdown. Top of the Pops. Tonight we may well see the song which is the Christmas Number One, so stay tuned. And we start with a song by a band who have been in the top forty twice in the last three months, Twenty Four Seven.”

 [25] TWENTY 4 SEVEN / CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD: Are You Dreaming? A dynamic start to the show when Twenty 4 Seven/Captain Hollywood march on stage from all points of the compass. Someone comes down the stairs and onto the Triangle Stage. Two come up from the back. And the other one steps out from where they were lurking behind a triangle.

Rod Litherland has taken over Lighting this week and he's using all the colours that Chris Kempton hates, green and yellow mainly. The lighting of the Triangle stage looks very much like how the the Film Strip stage was lit last week for Run-DMC and their prerecorded performance of What's It All About.



28/11/2025

Top of the Pops 29 November 1990

 Words: Chris Arnsby

Nicky Campbell: “Good evening. John Major, or no John Major, as music shows go this is the nation's premier. Top. Of. The. Pops. Remember if you make it to number ten here, it's good but it could be better. Here are the Dream Warriors, their definition of a boombastic jazz style.”

 [13] DREAM WARRIORS: My Definition Of A Boombastic Jazz Style. You see, yesterday (1990 Zone) Margaret Thatcher resigned and was replaced by John Major. What you don't get from the text up above are the terrible pauses used by Nicky Campbell for verbal punctuation to emphasise the cleverness of the links he has drawn between UK politics and Top of the Pops.

Deleted several lines of abuse directed at Nicky Campbell.

The Dream Warriors are rapping live on the Main Stage. It's impressive and they do some good crowd work. I still don't much like them. Sorry about that.


26/11/2025

Wicked: For Good review

 

Those familiar with the Wicked musical will know that the second half is the flipside of the peppy first act navigating the story towards darker places while lacking in show stopping songs. This sequel follows suit doubling down on the grimmer side of this tale while weaving in familiar Wizard of Oz iconography in what can sometimes prove an awkward storytelling choice. Nonetheless what it does have are the always impressive performances of Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo to lift it higher.

 


23/11/2025

Top of the Pops 22 November 1990

 Words: Chris Arnsby

 Anthea Turner: “Hello there! Nice to have you with us! For another edition of Top of the Pops! And a special welcome if you are joining us via the airwaves of Radio 1! In FM Stereo! On tonights show we've got! The Proclaimers! 808 State! But we're going to start off with EMF at number five!”

 [5] EMF: Unbelievable. Check out the way James Atkin treats his microphone. It's been a while since we've seen BBC property so disrespected. The stand is dragged around and the microphone gets frequent slaps as part of the hand gesture punctuation used by James Atkin.



21/11/2025

The Ballad of Wallis Island review

 

In 2007 Tom Basden and Tim Key wrote and starred in a short film called The One and Only Herb McGuyer plays Wallis Island directed by James Griffiths in which a reclusive lottery winner Charles Heath pays folk singer Herby McGuyer half a million pounds to play a gig at his remote island home.  Eighteen years later the concept has been adapted by the same team into a full length film with the additional storyline in which Herb had been part of a duo who had split personally and professionally. Both are invited to the island without knowing the other will be present opening up their shared past and present situations. The film is a delight, a whimsical time spend on a mostly wet, windy island that nonetheless will warm your heart.