Reviewed
by Chris Arnsby. Peter Powell: “Hello! It's Thursday evening which means it's another edition of
Top of the Pops!” Janice Long: “And here we are the Fine Young Cannibals
this week at number nine, Ever Fallen In Love.
Roland
Gift feels left out. During the instrumental he – okay. I'm going to interrupt
myself here. I've just done a quick search for synonyms for the phrase “bust
some moves” because I'm sure I've used it to death over the years. The website https://www.phrases.org.uk/ tried to convince me that a good alternative
is “Jack Palancing” which it claims is Cockney rhyming slang. This is plainly
nonsense. No one has ever said, “I'm going out Jack Palancing tonight” and if
they have, they should be taken away by the Civil People.
Interruption over. Roland Gift starts dancing but Vision Mixer Angela Wilson is committed to a slow crane shot panning in to David Steel's guitar. So for the first ten seconds or so we can only hear audience whoops of appreciation and have to imagine what's going on out of camera shot. We cut back to Roland mid-air, as if he's just burst out of a cake; this segues into a brief mock-Irish jig; and finally a Walk Like an Egyptian type 4 variation.
[17]
David Bowie: Day In Day Out. “Your first chance to see the video on BBC Television,” is Janice
Long's qualified announcement. What ITV franchise dared trump Michael Hurll's
mighty empire? (John- This single has its best moments in the opening wobbly
synth drone but there is some fun in seeing Dame David rollerskating around the
shops.)
[10]
Living In A Box: Living In A Box. Visual Effects Designer Andy Lazell has found a box of BBC issue
thunderflashes behind a cupboard in the VFX department. They're about to expire
so why not use them all? Living In A Box perform to a backdrop of miniature
mushroom clouds rolling up to the studio ceiling. We're into the 1987 financial
year now, so presumably these were paid for out of last year's budget.
[19]
Herb Alpert: Keep Your Eye On Me. On video.
Top
40 Charts. Brace
yourself, Glen & Chris are at [30].
Top
40 Breakers: [20] Kim Wilde & Junior, Another Step [14] Five Star, The
Slightest Touch [13] Bon Jovi, Wanted Dead Or Alive.
Rikki:
Only The Light. “And now on Top of the Pops! With the complete support of the
British record industry! Representing Great Britain in the Eurovision Song
Contest! In three weeks time! Here's Rikki and we wish him a lot of luck with
the song, Only The Light!”
After
sensibly ducking the 1986 entry, Ryder with Runner In The Night, Michael Hurll
throws his support behind the so far uncharted Rikki.
Sadly
Rikkki might be the weak link in his own group. The backing singers are great.
Enthusiastic, energetic, lightly blow-dried. The drummer and keyboard player
are fine. They can all stay. But Rikkkki? There's a lot of sadness behind his
eyes. And he keeps dropping into a slow-motion shoulder roll which makes him
look like someone doing a parody of cheesy pop singer. And the song. Rikkkkki
keeps going on about the light that follows and glows, and spirits that move
him, it's like being accosted by someone on the top deck of a bus. I worry
he'll start rambling on and on about the light and how it keeps shining on his
legs, before being sick down his trousers.
Still
it's not what I think of Rikkkkkki that matters, it's how he goes down in
Eurovision. 13th out of 22, you say. Oh well, I'm sure he did better
in the charts. [96] for one week, you say.
After
Rikkkkkkki finishes there's one of those pauses as Janice and Peter share a
look. “Well... good luck in Brussels!” is Powell's response. It's a step down
from the deathless prose of his introduction before he'd seen Rikkkkkkkki in
all his glory.
Top
10 Charts.
[1] Ferry Aid: Let It Be. On Video, before fading back to the Top of the Pops studio
for the audience to join in en masse on the “let it be”s.
[2]
Madonna: La Isla Bonita. “Happy Easter,” say Powell
and Long. Easter was weeks ago, you idiots. Gary Davies hosts next week.
Performance
of the week:
Living In A Box: Living In A Box
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