15/12/2021

Top of the Pops 20 November 1986

 

Reviewed by Chris Arnsby. John Peel: “Hi there, and welcome to the one thousand, one hundred and eighty eighth edition of Top of the Pops.” Janice Long: “A man filled with facts. Tonight on the show we've got glam demi-gods Boni Jovi.” John Peel: “We're gonna start though with Europe.” 

[5] Europe: The Final Countdown. Europe would like it to be generally known that they are a great bunch of crazy pop mates. Check out their grinning, and pointing, and lots of microphone stand work by lead singer Joey Tempest; not his real name, his real name is James Tempest. A round of applause also for the old Status Quo standby of putting an arm round your bandmates' shoulders, for a manly hug. Plus, there's enough headbanging to dislodge even the most stubborn of nits. They are indeed, as Janice Long describes them, “a big bunch of Swedes.” Must be the leather trousers.  Patrick Moore would also just like to have a quick word and point out that if your trip to Venus has “so many light years to go,” you're heading the wrong way and need to turn around when it's safe.




[13] Simple Minds: Ghostdancing. On video.
[4] Swing Out Sister: Breakout. Last time, 06/11/1986, Corinne Drewery's suit made me reconsider my understanding of Euclidean geometry. Fortunately this time she's dressed in a much more straightforward way; a black leather trench coat and a bowler hat, with the bowler hat is thrown into the crowd at the start of the song. Hopefully someone, somewhere still owns it, although it wouldn't be as exciting as having one of Darryl Pandy's shoes. (John- But more useful probably) 
Meanwhile, it's orange jumpsuits for the men although the suits are missing elasticated ankle and wrist ties, which means they don't comply with British standards EN 13982-1 and EN 13034.



Top 40 Charts.

[16] Erasure: Sometimes. Vince Clarke's third attempt to stick with a group, after Depeche Mode and Yazoo. Will this one be for keeps? Stay tuned. (John Spoiler- He stays for thirty five years at least). He doesn't look like he's having fun, in fact he's absolutely stone-faced as he strums the guitar, but fortunately Andy Bell is there to do all the pop star stuff. There's also a trumpet player, who steps out from behind a pillar for the trumpet bit (obviously) and then disappears as mysteriously as he arrived.

Top 40 Breakers: [19] Anita Baker, Sweet Love; [12] Nick Kamen, Each Time You Break My Heart; [11] Debbie Harry, French Kissing In The USA.

[7] Bon Jovi: Livin' On A Prayer. Bon Jovi seem slightly more subdued this time round. Is the grind of the Slippery When Wet tour getting to them? Look at this itinerary; Bradford, Ipswich, Sheffield, Birmingham, Edinburgh, Manchester, Newcastle, London, Liverpool, Hanley, Leicester, London. What's up with that route? Ipswich between Bradford and Sheffield? Birmingham to Edinburgh, followed by Manchester? London in between Newcastle and Liverpool? Who planned this tour, the Marquis de Sade? (John- Its actually a common thing if you look at any touring itinerary of the UK, I think it has something to do with availability of venues)

Top 10 Charts.

[1] Berlin: Take My Breath Away. On video.

[10] Red Box: For America. What's this? Janice and John have been joined by Gary Davies and Howard Stableford from Tomorrow's World? Oh, it's not Howard Stableford, it's Smiley Miley from radio's Radio One Roadshow's Smiley Miley's Mileage Game. He and Gary Davies are on “the Radio One initiative test for Children In Need.” How did they do? We'll never know. But if part of the challenge involved working out how far Bon Jovi travelled across the UK, then the answer will be in the thousands of miles. Gary's hosting Top of the Pops next week, so hopefully he'll tell us how he did. The background to the closing credits is still the same freeze frame from the title sequence.

Performance of the Week:  Erasure: Sometimes

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