Reviewed by
Chris Arnsby.
Janice Long: “Hello.
How you doing? Welcome to Top of the Pops. Tonight... is very much a live Top
of the Pops. Some fantastic stuff. And very much a case of girls on top, isn't
it Mark?”
Mark Goodier:
“It sure is. Thank you Janice. And our first lady tonight says her favourite
food is chocolate sandwiches. Do you believe that? She's straight into number
two of the chart it's Kylie Minogue right here with the Locomotion.
[2] KYLIE
MINOGUE: the loco-motion.
Welcome back Janice. Bye Janice. She returned from a prolonged absence in July
1988, she's here tonight, and then she's off. After this she won't be seen
again until the final Top of the Pops in 2006. Janice herself wasn't in
any doubt what happened. In a Tweet dated October 11th 2019 she
wrote: “Radio One did not approve of me having a
baby and not being married. That’s why I lost my show. TOTP were cool but Radio
One decided to do a simulcast so I was persona non grata”
BBC Genome
confirms that Janice Longs' Radio 1 show ended on 30th
December 1987. After the New Year break the slot was filled temporarily by
Simon Mayo before being handed on to Liz Kershaw. Top of the
Pops had broadcast on Radio
1 since the 05/11/1987 edition but this was in London only (probably).
Johnny Beerling, Radio 1 Controller, was presumably okay with this
limited exposure for Janice Long but looming at the start of September 1988 was
“the great FM switch on.” Central Scotland, the north, and the midlands, would
all gain access to Radio 1 FM and suddenly 65% of the country would be
able to hear an unwed mother hosting Top of the Pops in stereo. Or at
least they would if she'd stayed. I assume Paul Ciani booked Janice in July and
August in an attempt to establish her again as part of the regular team; without
success.
In fact,
there's possibly an additional layer of mischief to those two bookings. Janice
returns on the 07/07/1988 edition. Tonight's appearance is exactly four weeks
later. If this cycle had continued (which seems like a reasonable guess because
several hosts appeared monthly) then her next appearance would have been
Thursday 01/09/1988. The first day of the FM switch on. Did Paul Ciani bring
her back to Top of the Pops with an eye to getting her back on Radio
1 on its big day? I like to think he did.
Meanwhile, Mark
Goodier continues to develop his role as the bland man of Radio 1. His
“chocolate sandwiches” exclusive reminds me of a terrible feature from his
programme in the early 1990s. It was called Unbelievable and featured the
dullest POP FACTS possible. It ran like this.
MUSICAL STING:
Unbelievable by EMF
MARK GOODIER: “Kylie Minogue says her favourite food is chocolate sandwiches.”
MUSICAL STING:
Unbelievable by EMF
He got a book
out of it. Called Unbelievable!, published in 1993. Copies are available
on Ebay and Amazon. The condition is usually very good to as new.