Words: Chris
Arnsby.
Gary Davies: “Hello. It's a new-look fast-moving Top of the Pops. Not only on
BBC1 but also in stereo on Radio 1FM. Tonight we have seven bands in the
studio.”
Anthea Turner:
“And we've got a brilliant band to start off with. They're the highest new
entry at twenty one. They're here, they are, Then Jericho.”
New caption effect. The one for Then Jericho is drawn line by line a bit like the way loading screens used to appear on the ZX Spectrum (sweet sweet nostalgia, où sont les neiges d'antan? etc) but out of order rather than neatly. It looks good.
Lead singer
Mark Shaw is a menace. He's going to hurt someone if he keeps waving that
microphone stand around. And what happens to his long coat? He's wearing it,
then the camera cuts to the drummer and we hear shrieks of approval from the
audience, and then in the next wide shot the coat is gone. I guess he threw it
into the audience. Did he have to go and ask for it back later?
Suddenly Gary
Davies pops up at the side of the stage. “Woo! What a great song.” He says
half-heartedly. If it's that great, why interrupt it? Then Jericho are clearly
still performing. Paul Ciani's war against the clock continues as he
desperately tries to fit 35 minutes of songs into a 30 minute slot.
[20] ADEVA:
respect. Gary Davies
introduction. “Coming up now a lady who's twenty five years old. Last time she
appeared on TV. Her bra snapped. Hopefully it won't happen. Here's Adeva.” Nice
one Gary. Adeva is singing a song called Respect and you want to talk about her
underwear.
This is a
pre-recorded performance. Can I work out when? I think so. Last week, based on
the idiot wearing the white shirt and red bow tie at the front of the stage,
“last week” he was part of the crowd in
the crow's nest for the start of the 19/01/1989 edition.
Ironically,
Adeva is cut off right in the middle of saying the word respect thanks to Paul
Ciani's quart/pint pot approach to
editing.
CHARTS FROM
40 TO 31.
[14] ROB
BASE & D.J. E-Z ROCK: get on the dance floor. “Or D.J. Easy Beat,” as Anthea Turner
thinks Rob Base's associate is named.
[19] MICA
PARIS & WILL DOWNING: where is the love. The cutting short of songs is a bit less brutal this
week; only having three Breakers helps. Paul Ciani's still trying to make the
show look like a seamless whole, see the way the camera pans off Rob Base, et
al, then pans to find Gary Davis, and then pans on again to find Mica and Will.
For some reason
the camera move at the end of Where is the Love is quite languid and Gary Davis
ends up speaking before he's on screen. I wonder if it's a more difficult shot
to pull off than it appears. The crane has to pull back from Will and Mica and then
I think it zooms in while also tracking left. Certainly Gary Davis looks more
blurry than usual when he comes into frame which suggests the camera operator
is having difficulty keeping focus.
BREAKERS:
27 BOBBY
BROWN: my prerogative
28 LEVEL 42:
tracie
34 SHEENA
EASTON: the lover in me
[17] TEN
CITY: that's the way love is.
Anthea Turner has laboriously worked out a link, “it's great to see her back in
the city... anyway... here now at number seventeen is Ten City.” This would be
very clever if Sheena Easton's song had anything to do with cities.
CHARTS FROM
30 TO 11.
[15] BROTHER
BEYOND: be my twin.
This is Anthea Turner's third time hosting Top of the Pops so I'm inclined
to cut her some slack but I do need to mention her bizarre facial expressions
during Gary Davies' link. Granted, she doesn't have anything to say and
sometimes just standing there and pretending to be interested can be the most
difficult thing to do, but during Gary's 10 second link she does the following;
gaze directly into camera with eyes half closed in the classic
look-I'm-drunk-at-the-BBC-bar-at-closing-time; turn left profile to camera and
gaze adoringly at Gary Davies' ear; turn back to camera and grin vacantly down
the lens; turn into half-profile, open eyes and mouth wide; hold the previous
expression and turn to face the camera again; blink and then open eyes and
mouth even wider; clap and then punch the air in excitement. It's only Brother
Beyond, Anthea.
Vision Mixer
Susan Brincat (a new name to Top of the Pops) does a split screen mirror
of, I don't know... Nathan?, for the bits about being his double.
It's all pretty
bland. And then a bearded bloke wearing a nasty pair of high-waisted trousers
and a red jumper wanders on stage and pretends to play the saxophone.
TOP 10:
[1] MARC
ALMOND & GENE PUTNEY: something's gotten hold of my heart. A repeat performance from 19/01/1989.
[16] MILLI
VANILLI: baby don't forget my number.
Steve Wright and Simon Mayo next week but first, here's Milli Vanilli on video.
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