Words:
Chris Arnsby
Simon
Mayo: “Hello. Good evening. Welcome. It's another one of those BBC1 and Radio 1
simulcast things.”
Andy
Crane: “And on the show tonight we've got Madonna. We've got Tina Turner. And
we've got Simon Mayo.”
Simon
Mayo: “First of all. It's a jump to the left [Andy Crane, Simon Mayo, and
everyone else jumps]. It's a step to the right [Simon Mayo steps, everyone else
jumps -including Andy Crane, the clot]. It's got to be Damian.”
Andy
Crane: “And the Time Warp. Over there.”
Simon
Mayo: “Number seven.”
[7] DAMIAN: the time warp. Good news everyone. Top of the Pops has finally remembered how to do the new look captions they introduced on 24/08/1989. Right style, right graphics. Right colours. Excellent. Now do it again, next week. Damian is back rocking the same Joker look but a different wardrobe.