Reviewed by
Chris Arnsby.
Simon Bates: “Hi. Welcome to studio four at Television Centre. It's one minute
past seven and this is Top of the Pops live. We have the new Michael Jackson
video later on, we have the charts, and we have Bruno Brookes.”
Bruno Brookes:
“Yes, and off to a great start. Down here on the centre stage at number fifteen
on the chart this week Transvision Vamp, I Want Your Love.”
[15]
TRANSVISION VAMP: i want your love.
This is going to be rocky. In 1988 some silly sausage at the BBC stuck the EAR
lead in the MIC socket, and vice versa. The result was the audio from the
hosts' microphones didn't get recorded to videotape, their words were only
picked up by the general studio microphones. You can just about make out what
Bates and Brookes are saying but the pair are frequently drowned out by the
sound of the crowd.
I normally
watch Top of the Pops from a comfy chair in front of the television but
this time I'm hunched over my computer listening via earphones and having to
decipher the soundtrack like some pioneering radio ham trying to pick up
Hilversum on a crystal set.
The other
oddity of this archive copy. It has no on screen captions. Apparently
14/07/1988 was a technical nightmare at Television Centre. And, speaking of
technical nightmares, check out the moment 45 seconds into the Transvision Vamp
performance -just after the first transition to a crane shot- when the camera
bashes into one of the neon lighting units hanging from the ceiling and the
picture shakes violently. Who's driving that thing?
Two notes about
Transvision Vamp. One, I've persisted for decades in calling them Transmission
Vamp. Two, it turns out Transvision Vamp are the reason I don't remember The
Primitives, my memory amalgamated them into a single group.